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“I know you all spent the last two
days wracking your brains about what is neither a subject nor an object.”
He scanned the room to see if anyone
was laughing. No. Kayla was smiling at least, a small indulgent
smile. Good sign. He didn’t need
her to think he was funny; her wanting to indulge him was enough to work with. She was wearing a tight brown sweater that matched
her eyes and some kind of serious pushup bra.
Off to the side of the room was
Rona Gomez, not smiling, not even looking up, just scribbling furiously. Crap. She really had been wracking her brains, and now his joke, which he made every
semester, wasn’t a joke anymore, more like a personal insult. That’s okay. With her forehead cradled in her right hand,
her face hovering a few inches above her notebook, she didn’t look like she was
taking it personally. Anyway, he wasn’t supposed to be worrying about her.
And see, he hadn’t been.
“To answer that question, please
take out your coursepack, which you were all supposed to purchase for today.”
The room grew loud and shuffly with
the sounds of students rifling through their bags, pulling out their packets of
illegally reproduced articles, still wrapped in plastic from the copier’s. The black guy looked from the Ashley next to
him to the Brandon next to her, then up at Gavin.
“Um, hey. Teacher. What if we don’t got it?”
Gavin wasn’t surprised. And
seriously, it wasn’t because the guy was black.
Gavin wasn’t racist like that. It’s
because he was a football player—Gavin had been notified yesterday by the
college’s athletic department—and they never knew what the hell was going on. He was small, probably a running back or
something. In fact, Gavin felt sorry for him, thinking about how scrambled up
his brains must be from the concussions. He vowed to be nice—encouraging—no matter how
bad his writing was.
“Share,” Gavin told him. The football player turned to the Ashley
sitting next to him, a fragile blonde who
studied him with narrowed eyes before pushing her coursepack an inch towards
him, to the very edge of her tiny desk. Three other students didn’t have theirs
either. One of the nerdy kids,
even. And that Brandon…Braden.
He had moved his seat next to Kayla’s so that their two little desks
pressed into one reasonably sized desk, upon which they shared Kayla’s
coursepack. Bad sign.
Gavin took a deep inhale and puffed
himself up. Look at that kid: he was
wearing a muscle-tee in twenty degree weather.
Sitting next to him, Kayla could probably see his nipples. And his hair
was weird and frizzy like he’d permed it or something. Kayla looked like she’d go for a classier
guy, someone better groomed, someone with a promising career, someone who was going places.
“Good. Turn to the first article, first
page. It should say, ‘Approaching
Abjection.’ Everyone see it? This is the
first essay in Julia Kristeva’s seminal book—that’s a pun, you’ll come to find
out—Powers of Horror.”
There was more shuffling as the
students ripped off the plastic wrappers and flipped open their packets. Gavin
used the opportunity to check his reflection in the window. He had worn his favorite teaching shirt, a
crisp blue button-up that made his dark hair look darker and his pale skin look
paler: Chinese but not too Chinese. He was tall like his mother’s side of the
family, and the shirt was well-tailored to emphasize his broad shoulders and
make him look more barrel-chested than chubby.
“Take a look at the first
paragraph. She says that within the abject
lies a ‘dark revolt of being.’ That this
revolt is ‘ejected beyond the scope of the possible, the tolerable, the
thinkable.’ Based on this description,
what do you think Kristeva means by the
abject?”
The shuffling stopped. Gavin could hear a single tumbleweed bumping
its way down a dirt road outside Toledo.
Gazes were averted, eyes shaded, heads tilted downward and away.
It didn’t bother Gavin. He could wait all day. Or at least ten full seconds. One hippopotamus, two hippopotamus. Don’t rush it.
No matter how much students hated speaking, they hated awkward silence
even more. Five hippopotamus, six hippopotamus.
One of them would crack. Their
answer would be wrong—Kristeva was like Latin, impossible to understand on a
first reading—but it was Socratic to let them take a few guesses.
Kayla raised her hand, shyly, using
her left hand to push up on her right elbow. Good girl, so accommodating, wanting to help out. Her gaze was receptive, her sweater unsettled
by her lifted arm. He was almost sad to
call on her. He would love to watch her raise her hand all day.
“Maybe it could be something like a
fantasy novel?” she said.
Huh, that was a new one. It was okay; Socrates’ students never got the
answers right, either.
“What made you think of that?”
Kayla’s eyes were like melted
chocolate rolling down to look at her coursepack.
“The part about how it’s outside
the realm of the possible and the thinkable?”
“What about the tolerable?” Gavin coached. “Do you know what tolerable means?”
“It means something is okay.”
“So what does that have to do with
fantasy novels?”
She looked over at Braden, as though
he would be any help. He was using two
fingers to pull long blond hairs out of his forearm.
“She doesn’t like them?” Kayla
said.
Off the to side of the room, a hand
shot up high. It was Rona Gomez. She had finally lifted her head and was
aiming a laser stare at Gavin.
“She’s talking about things that we
throw out from our consciousness. Things like feces and blood and death. And
semen, like you said. Abject means thrown away.”
“That’s right,” said Gavin,
stunned.
“We throw them away because we don’t
want to be reminded that our bodies are just things and that they’re going to
go rotten just like everything else in the world.”
How
could she know all that?
“I read the article,” she said, even
though he was pretty sure he’d only asked the question in his head.
“In another class?”
“No. Last night.”
“Huh,” Gavin said. “That shows a
lot of motivation. But you might have an
easier time if you wait to do the reading after I’ve given you some background
on it.”
“I read the whole coursepack.”
All the other students were staring
at her. The black guy—he was named DeShawn
or DeWilliam or something—had his mouth hanging open in undisguised bafflement. Even the nerds were leaning away like she was
contagious.
Gavin did what he always did when
he felt like he was about to lose control of the class: returned to his lecture
notes. They lay on his tiny chair-desk,
freshly printed from an ancient file on his computer, a life raft to be used
only in case of emergency.
“Okay, so.” He waded through single-spaced lines, looking
for something that corresponded to whatever part of the class this was supposed
to be. “This article will be your
reading assignment for next week. So let’s
go over what abject means. It means, literally, thrown away.”
“She just said that,” said that one
Asian kid, the one who talked.
“Well now I’m saying it,” Gavin
said. “Write it down.”
After class, Gavin waited at the
front of the room. Kayla was packing her
bag slowly, fussing with the placement of her binder, rearranging her
assortment of turquoise and purple pens.
He tried to look busy, too, re-erasing a corner of the whiteboard and
willing Braden to stop hovering around smacking his gum and leave already.
“I was wondering…”
Gavin turned, and there was Rona
Gomez, polite and inquisitive like some kind of normal student. He didn’t say anything, just waited for her to
continue, still tracking Kayla in his peripheral vision.
“I had a question about the article
by Grover Maloney. The one about abjection
in The Divine Sharpness.”
Grover
Maloney? That was the last—the extreme,
ultimate, last—thing Gavin wanted to talk about right now. That’s all anyone ever talked to him
about. At academic conferences, everyone
he met would say, Oh, you work on
abjection in Liam Stump? Doesn’t Grover
Maloney write about that? And Gavin
would say, Yes, Grover Maloney is the
most famous Stump critic, and yes, he does write about abjection, but my
argument is totally different from
his. Everything about Maloney was so
obvious: the best-known Stump scholar, writing about dripping bloody hearts in the best-known Stump play, his only truly famous play, the play that was
practically synonymous with his name: The
Divine Sharpness in the Heart of God.
He had put Maloney’s chapter on
abjection in the coursepack—how could he not, in a course about Stump and the
abject?—but only as something to debunk.
The students weren’t supposed to go reading it on their own, without
preparation, context, guidance.
Rona was reading aloud from her
coursepack. “‘To convince themselves of their own divine unity, Bo and Mi must ultimately
destroy the very heart that feeds them both, expelling the blood that signifies
their grotesque, fragmented materiality.’” She looked up at him, her eyes less vulnerable than yesterday, more polite and professional. “So
what I was wondering is: if the abject is what we cast off to create a unified
sense of self, could we get refragmented by immersing ourselves in blood and vomit
and stuff?”
Kayla was doing one last rummage in
her bag, bending over so that Gavin could see the lacey edges of the bra that
had been working so hard all through class. Braden was standing a few feet away
from her, playing with his phone. Go away, Gavin cursed him. Dude, she
wants you to leave. But now Braden
was showing her something on the phone, pointing at the screen. She came closer, leaned in to look at it with
him, shoulder to shoulder. And she
looked at him, and back at the screen, and she laughed.
“You shouldn’t take this stuff so
literally,” Gavin said. “Literary theory is an intuition pump, a way to provoke
us into some kind of productive interrogation.
But you can’t use it as a basis for living your life.
Hume famously said that after the skeptics debated the existence of
gravity, they still left the building through the door, not the third-story
window. I always thought that example
was specious, though. If you were a true
skeptic, you’d leave through the wall.”
Kayla and Braden walked behind Rona
and out of the room, now with both of their phones held out in front of each
other’s faces, giggling as they walked. Fuck
you. Fuck you, Rona Gomez.
“So anyway, the point is.” Gavin watched the two of them disappear down
the hall, Kayla’s lush dark hair bending in towards Braden’s frizzy nest. “You
can speculate about abstract ideas all you want, but in the end, you need
to leave by the door.”
Rona nodded and silently slipped
her coursepack into her bag. Then she turned and, her expression was
unmistakable, considered the window. If
she did jump out of it and break her leg, it would be his fault, like that kid
who convinced his little brother to jump off the roof because Superman could do
it. But when she left a moment later,
without saying goodbye, it was through the open door.
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I adore Rona! ("Even the nerds were leaning away like she was contagious." Love it!) And I really, really despise Gavin. I really do. I don't know if he can be redeemed for me.
ReplyDeleteHowever, he kept me laughing through this whole chapter: "Yes, Grover Maloney is the most famous Stump critic, and yes, he does write about abjection, but my argument is totally different from his." I swear I met Gavin at MLA last time I was there...
Probably, because he actually just got back from MLA. He's on the market!
ReplyDeleteGlad you are liking Rona! I don't think I've ever written about a character that I liked as much as her.
Reminds me of the physicist who would wear giant shoes on the upper floors of his lab....he had a selective skepticism about the solidity of matter....
ReplyDeletelove Rona, hate Gavin
ReplyDeleteOh crap, it was supposed to be the other way around! I must be writing it wrong.
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