You
might have noticed that this isn’t a chapter.
Sorry! Chapter 7 will be coming
very soon. But first I must break for
this brief programming note: I am so honored to have been tagged by the
brilliant Sophie Hardach as THE NEXT BIG THING!!! Sophie is the author of The Registrar’s Manual for Detecting Forced Marriages, which is about the hippest book about Kurdish refugees you will
ever read. It is really sad, funny, surprising, and cleverly structured. In fact, don’t even bother
reading my answers to the questions below; just go buy her book right now. Then go read it.
Finished? It was awesome, right?
Okay,
welcome back. Now comes the part where
we NEXT BIG THING types answer the following questions:
What is the
working title for your book?
The Divine
Sharpness in the Heart of God. I swear, it came to me in a dream. Weirdest thing ever.
Where did the
idea come from for your book?
The
book is inspired by the four years I spent as an undergraduate English major
and the six years I spent as an English Ph.D. student. I loved studying English, but I often noticed
discrepancies between the things English scholars said they believed and what they seemed to believe in
practice. That’s what this book is
about, sort of. That and the fear of
death.
What genre does
your book fall under?
The
last book I wrote didn’t have a clear enough genre, for marketing purposes: it
was somewhere between literary fiction and “chick lit.” That’s why I’ve made
sure my new novel falls squarely into the category of “metafictional academic
satire porn.” This time there will be no
ambiguity!
What is the
one-sentence synopsis of your book?
Self-serving
literary scholar gets called out by savant undergrad.
Or
for a multi-sentence version: Gavin Cheng-Johnson, soon-to-be English Ph.D., is
searching for a job as an English professor while he finishes his dissertation
on the experimental playwright Liam Stump.
He wants to devote minimal effort to teaching his undergraduate
composition course, but his student Rona Gomez wants much more than that. She hangs on every esoteric idea carelessly
tossed around Gavin’s classroom. Hoping
to become Gavin’s protégée, she pursues a relationship that will lead both of
them to places they never expected or wanted to go.
Which
actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?
Oh, no, I don’t know any actors! I hate movies and TV. But I think Margaret Cho would be a good
Gavin Cheng-Johnson. And then maybe Aubrey Plaza could be Rona Gomez. I’ve
never seen her act or speak, but I just read an interview with her in Bust Magazine and she seemed pretty cool
and also kind of crazy. Jeremy
Irons could play Liam Stump.
Will
your book be self-published or represented by an agency?
Don’t know. Wish I did!
How
long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?
I’ve only
been writing it for two months, but I am keeping a good pace. I hope to be done with a draft by around
June, though it’s hard to gauge these things sometimes. The first draft of my last novel took three
years, but it was about 500 pages long. I want this one to be much shorter.
What other books would you compare
this story to within your genre?
Well, of course “compare” is a heavy
and kind of scary word. I was
heavily influenced by the novels White
Noise and End Zone by Don
Delillo. End Zone is the most brilliant novel, amazing, all about highly
philosophical football players at a remote college in Texas during the cold
war. I was also inspired by Vladimir
Nabokov’s Pale Fire, which is a novel
about a poet and his editor, but it’s written as a preface and annotations to a
lengthy poem. Through the preface, poem,
and annotations, we learn about the relationship between the editor and poet.
Who or what inspired you to write
this book?
All my friends with Ph.D.s who have moved to the
ends of the earth to pursue their avocation.
I’m talking Ohio, South Carolina, upstate New York. Who knows if anyone will ever see them again.
I pour this novel out for you, my homies.
What
else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?
It has a lot of texts-within-the-text. These are mostly 1) excerpts from one of Liam
Stump’s plays, 2) quotes from critical theorist Julia Kristeva, and 3) scenes from
pornographic movies.
Oh, and I'm writing it serially. So if you'd like to read it, you can start here.
Oh, and I'm writing it serially. So if you'd like to read it, you can start here.
Phew, that was a lot of thinking about this novel! I’m exhausted. Luckily, now for the most fun part: tagging
my victims…
I mean, introducing THE NEXT BIG THINGS:
Michelle Gonzales, besides being my professional and literary life-partner, is the author of the memoir Pretty Bold for a Mexican Girl: Growing up Chicana in a Hick Town, a touching and brutally honest tribute to the small town she left behind. Her love of dystopian fiction borders on psychotic, and she's currently writing her own uniquely Californian/Chicana contribution to this genre.
Anita Felicelli blew my mind by studying art, literature, and rhetoric at U.C. Berkeley before obtaining a law degree and becoming a published poet and novelist. I just finished her poetic and moving novel, Sparks off You, and can't wait to read her next one.
Diane Rinella is such a brilliant baker, cake decorator, insane antique house restorer and Rocky Horror cast member that it only stands to reason that she is a brilliantly twisted writer as well. She is currently working on a series of romance novels about a love so transgressive that it offends about half the people she summarizes the plot to. Nice work! (I'm totally jealous.)